Friday, March 14, 2008

The Beginning Of the Vibrators



Hey Y'all

I still did not get the laptop ooh so darklecee continue praying ooh!
lol

I had
this whole post planned out and then blogger did something to it and I lost it, gone forever, all the stuff I wanted to say, just gone.

It's love, it's love every time I think about your smile, Every time I need you by my side you will ever be, cos you are the light that shines and I want the world to see, cos you are the light shines


That songs been In my head for awhile now, thought I'd share it with you, Common is so sick with his lyrics, and Marsha Ambrosius's voice is a dream. I might do a TGIF Post since TLK has taken a little break, hehehehe

Okay, So I read any and everything and I took this Women In Literature class during my freshman year and I had this wacky professor who just spat out facts and things and she mentioned it once but it was too wild for me to believe her until sometime last week when I was doing research for a friend.

Do you know that Hysteria was once considered a woman's only disease. Men were just to "calm headed" and "rational" to get it.

So hysteria had a a wide array of symptoms including insomnia, nervousness, heaviness in abdomen, shortness of breath and irritability. Basically, a woman didn't get her way, complained or just didn't conform was stamped with the hysteria bug.

So guess the cure or what was used to relieve hysteria...just guess. A pelvis massage yes people masturbation until climax. (As in maybe I'm the only one, but this is offensive ooh!see this people....it's masturbation that will make me keep quiet)

Ancient Greek myth tells of the uterus wandering about a woman's body and strangling her( hysteria is the Greek word for uterus y'all)
It was noted in virgins, nuns, widows and married women. The prescription, if married, intercourse, if single a vaginal massage.

The very funny part, Physicians who performed the vaginal massage got tired because it took up to three sometimes four hours for women to climax. So mid-wives were called to the scene( you know that whole thing about lesbians being better lovers for women than men can actually hold ground ooh!, they were doing something right)

So Physicians started loosing money. The solution? massage devices, yup!!!dildos and the likes. By the mid 19Th century it was common and normal, you could get the devices from your physician.

By I873, the electrical vibrator was invented in France (oui, oui liberation, lmao) By the 20th Century, every woman owned a vibrator, it was common practice and was quite the norm.

What makes me laugh is, women today hide their vibrators, it's taboo to actually just bring it out in the open(not that you should display it in your living room sha)

So that's it folks. What do you think?

19 comments:

Uzezi said...

are u serious? pelvis massage right?

The Last King Of Scotland said...

a lot of women own a vibrator these days or what is known as a rabbit. thanks for the history class miss zena. BTW i love the 1st song on ur playlist 'american boy'. heavy tune

guerreiranigeriana said...

lmao...did not know that!!..pelvis massage indeed...

Zena said...

lol @ uzezi yes ooh!pelvis massage


@TLK I know women own vibrators, I just thought it was cool that it was around back then, Isn't it?(refering to american boy)pls, pls do a tgif post, or an update at least

@gn, lol yes ooh!

Arewa said...

Common is the Maaannn.. he is soo fine.. his voice sends shivers down my spine...oh i better stop nw before i end up going for a pelvic massage as Mr is at work ...lol
Hows my favourite sisi doing...? I don update oooh..love ya!! x x x

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

when I saw the title of this post, i was like since when did zena get allfreaky..lol
wow..all this while I have been in line..purging myself of hysteria anytime I masturbate..lol

ohh the bliss of an orgasm done all by my self well with the help of some aids.
ok i'll stop

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Trust the french to invent vibrators...

Afrobabe said...

lmao...yep..they are so well hidden...a robber has a greater chance of finding ur hidden stash of money than the hidden vibrator...

Eve said...

im getting a vib soon. for now. the pocket rockets do the deed for me.

Moody Crab said...

The aim of the vaginal massage was to induce orgasm. The explosion of the Big O drastically reduces ALL sigs of hysteria including nagging.

I firmly believe it is true...women that have not been laid in a long time nag the most. The french do love their sex. No surprises there.

Honeywell said...

are you serious? ok, this post has me speechless....

Queen of My Castle said...

This post was quite enlightening, Ms. Zena. LOL. I don't think I could ever do the vibrator thingy. I prefer a man soooooo much more. LOL

Loves Common. He's a great artist. Maybe you should pick up the TGIF since Mr. TLK is slacking. LOL

The Last King Of Scotland said...

@queen what do you mean im slacking? watch it now[insert angry face]lol . i will be back in april yall............

Queen of My Castle said...

@ TLK...Get angry all you want. I love aggression. LOL. Give me an aggressive man and toss the vibrator any day. LOL

Will be waiting by for the TGIF series to re-start.

Zena, see what you've started babes? LOL

Ms. emmotions said...

LMAO on this one i tell u..

Queen of My Castle said...

I read about your weight loss @ Arewa's spot. CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

Zena said...

@ QOMC, thanx hun, I still have a long waaaaayyyyy to go

@TLK, well, ok maybe not slacking but ur break has been a bit too long,it's april now

Queen of My Castle said...

Hey babes...I need your email addy. It's not on your profile

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